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Mediwizard Musings
The title says it all moron...
Created on 2009-02-21 05:12:29 (#18756666), last updated 2009-12-02
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Basic Info| Name: | mediwizardhouse |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-11 |
| Location: | United States |
Bio
House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interests of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I'm Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I'm one of the people staffing this clinic this morning.
Madame Pomfrey: Short, sweet, grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Madame Poppy Pomfrey. Madame Pomfrey runs this whole hospital wing so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board-certified diagnostician with a double specialty of magical disease and spell damage. I'm also the only mediwizard currently employed at this clinic who's forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it? But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying you may see me reach for this. It's Vicodin - it's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain-management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows - maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? (everyone stares)
And...who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
(everyone raises their hands)
Well, I'll be in my office if you change your mind.
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